"Abraham Lincoln, eat your heart out." Eek! Did you actually say that out loud? Based on the looks the other couples-and your wife-are giving you, you probably did. But then again, no one's arguing with you. Before you lie 3,400 square feet of mountain-cabin greatness. There are only eight of you, but this place could almost handle twice that many. Your mind can hardly take everything in at once-king beds, whirlpool tubs in the master baths, walk-in closets, loaded game room, big-screen TV, hot tub, leather furnishings and a 30-foot vaulted living room with windows that let in those awesome mountain and valley views. "All right, big guy-catch your breath," you say, this time silently, to yourself. Then you remember that everyone's planning a trip to tour Forbidden Caverns
. Maybe they won't notice if you stay behind.
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, Mountaintop Experience in Wears Valley
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, and Wilderness Mountain Lodge in the Smoky Mountains